Holland Bakery
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Holland Bakery
Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong:
"Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!"
"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.
"Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi,
itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"
"Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung aje gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye,lu kire gue
PERTAMINEEE. !!!" Umar sewot.
Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah tetangge, balik-
balik jem 2. Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang.
Terus Umar ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber;
ke dapur.. jerigen minyak juga udah full tenk.
Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye: "Lu minta tulung ame siape...?"
"Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras.Terus ade cowok
ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye,juga soal abang nyang sewot.
Terus die nawarin buat ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."
"Ape syaratnye... ?" Umar pingin tau.
"Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur ame die"
"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan ...?" Umar ngedesek.
"Bikinin roti ?!!! .
Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"
"Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!"
"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.
"Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi,
itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"
"Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung aje gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye,lu kire gue
PERTAMINEEE. !!!" Umar sewot.
Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah tetangge, balik-
balik jem 2. Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang.
Terus Umar ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber;
ke dapur.. jerigen minyak juga udah full tenk.
Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye: "Lu minta tulung ame siape...?"
"Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras.Terus ade cowok
ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye,juga soal abang nyang sewot.
Terus die nawarin buat ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."
"Ape syaratnye... ?" Umar pingin tau.
"Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur ame die"
"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan ...?" Umar ngedesek.
"Bikinin roti ?!!! .
Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"
Crypton- Technost
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Re: Holland Bakery
wakakaka... muke gile, tengik amat ntu si bini.. wakakakaka..
kyoshi- FOUNDER
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Re: Holland Bakery
bini teladan
Dainashi_yume- LEVEL 3
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Re: Holland Bakery
berarti nama suami na tu teladan ya??Ichigo wrote: bini teladan
rizky- Technost
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si paluy wrote:
berarti nama suami na tu teladan ya??
ngaran kai' ikam tuh teladan...
Dainashi_yume- LEVEL 3
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ahahaha, lucu... :ngakak:
x.X- LEVEL 1
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Re: Holland Bakery
Wkakakakakaka mampus tu c umar :ngakak:
Tapi mungkin kalo umar ditanya knp pulang jam 2 mungkin jawaban nonton tipi di rumah tetangga sekalean ngelonin bini tetangga :P
Tapi mungkin kalo umar ditanya knp pulang jam 2 mungkin jawaban nonton tipi di rumah tetangga sekalean ngelonin bini tetangga :P
Lee- Administrator
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Re: Holland Bakery
kbiasaanx pakde heri gangguin/ngelonin janda/bini orangLee wrote:Wkakakakakaka mampus tu c umar :ngakak:
Tapi mungkin kalo umar ditanya knp pulang jam 2 mungkin jawaban nonton tipi di rumah tetangga sekalean ngelonin bini tetangga :P
ngaku aja pakde :ngakak:
Saito_aoyama- LEVEL 5
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jah si agus latah... :siul:
Dainashi_yume- LEVEL 3
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wkwkwkwkw... bini na keren,, feminist bgt
kudo a.k.a lil- LEVEL 3
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Feminist?
benyso- Moderator
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feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw
kudo a.k.a lil- LEVEL 3
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Re: Holland Bakery
itu mah namanya balas dendam ma laki nya yg pemalez. Ahe... Hidup emansipasi ... :lol:
Dainashi_yume- LEVEL 3
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Re: Holland Bakery
walah mentang2 bisa nglayanin cowok laen dianggep perkasa :Pkudo a.k.a lil wrote:feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw
Lee- Administrator
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Lee wrote:walah mentang2 bisa nglayanin cowok laen dianggep perkasa :Pkudo a.k.a lil wrote:feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw
ulil punya brp cowo emank:O
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