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bad english
Seorg sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial.
Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya krn mendadak berhenti. Dgn
terbata˛ ia minta maaf kpd si boss:
"Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again."
("maaf pak,saya rem2 nggak makan, stlh saya cek rodanya nggak ada
kembangannya lagi.")
Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang:
"Don't follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the children
fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! let know taste."
("nggak usah ikut campur pak, yg bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak
buah dr manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa.")
Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss
bule nanya:
"Why you're not coming?"
Jwb si supir :
"I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind."
("maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin.")
"I really don't know what's your point!" kata bossnya
"Yes how yes?.... I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak, but yes
already, how many-how many, people Java can speak England...", jwbnya serius.
("ya ... gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bgmn ngomongnya tapi
yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris.")
Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya krn mendadak berhenti. Dgn
terbata˛ ia minta maaf kpd si boss:
"Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again."
("maaf pak,saya rem2 nggak makan, stlh saya cek rodanya nggak ada
kembangannya lagi.")
Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang:
"Don't follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the children
fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! let know taste."
("nggak usah ikut campur pak, yg bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak
buah dr manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa.")
Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss
bule nanya:
"Why you're not coming?"
Jwb si supir :
"I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind."
("maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin.")
"I really don't know what's your point!" kata bossnya
"Yes how yes?.... I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak, but yes
already, how many-how many, people Java can speak England...", jwbnya serius.
("ya ... gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bgmn ngomongnya tapi
yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris.")
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Re: bad english
:lol!:
gokil abis dah :ngakak: (kuksih liat k'tmenku pun dia ikut ktawa )
uhmm...
"if language english mah, little-little sih i can"
(jika bhs inggris mah, dikit2 sih ku bisa :P)
hwehehehe... :lol!:
gokil abis dah :ngakak: (kuksih liat k'tmenku pun dia ikut ktawa )
uhmm...
"if language english mah, little-little sih i can"
(jika bhs inggris mah, dikit2 sih ku bisa :P)
hwehehehe... :lol!:
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Re: bad english
this is speak what toh??
(iki ngomong opo toh)
(iki ngomong opo toh)
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Re: bad english
aqoh juga little2 i can speak english lah....
saudara qoh yang baru datang dari australia kamarin sempat kebingungan ngomong sama eyn bis na pake acara buka kamus di hape dulu:D
saudara qoh yang baru datang dari australia kamarin sempat kebingungan ngomong sama eyn bis na pake acara buka kamus di hape dulu:D
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